My Aberdeen Stag Weekend: A Real Story & Itinerary
We had a blast!
Editor's Note (December 2025): While this legendary stag do took place a few years ago, we have updated this post to ensure all venues, activities, and prices are accurate for the 2026 season.
My Aberdeen Stag Weekend: A Real Groom's Review
I’ve just got back from my Aberdeen stag do and I had an outrageously good time. To be honest, I was skeptical at first. When the lads told me we were heading north—past Newcastle, past Edinburgh—I thought we were going to the middle of nowhere.
I couldn't have been more wrong. The "Granite City" turned out to be the perfect playground: compact, rowdy, and packed with activities you simply can't do down south. Here is the full diary of our weekend, from digging holes with massive excavators to partying in a vampire church.
Friday: Comedy, Clubbing & The "Quiet" Night
We checked into the Aberdeen Central Travelodge. It was exactly what we needed: perfectly located on Justice Mill Lane and decent value. We dropped the bags and headed straight across the street to The Bridge Bar. This is a proper bloke’s boozer—great prices, sport on TV, and no pretenses. It was the perfect spot to settle the nerves and get the first round in.
After grabbing some food at O’Neills to line the stomachs (essential stag tactic), the night kicked off properly at the Breakneck Comedy Club. If you haven't been, go. The show was brilliant; the headliner was a Glaswegian guy who had us falling out of our seats with his no-holds-barred style. It really set the tone for the weekend.
After the comedy, the lads had a surprise up their sleeve: guest list entry to Private Eyes. I know what you're thinking, but this place was surprisingly upmarket. The girls were stunning, the stage shows were impressive, and yes—I got pulled up on stage for a dance. It’s a stag ritual, isn't it? It definitely woke me up for the rest of the night!
Saturday: Diggers, Drifting & Highlands
Saturday morning was an early start (7:30 am!), but it was worth it. We were picked up by a minibus and taken out into the wilds to the Lochter Activity Centre. This place is an oversized playground for adults.
1. The "Lochterstone" Karting
We started on the massive outdoor karting track. This isn't your standard indoor electric track; it’s a 1km outdoor circuit based on the Silverstone layout. The karts push 60kph, and on the long straights, you really feel it. It got competitive very quickly!
2. Digger Driving (The Highlight)
This was the main event. Learning to control a 5-tonne metal monster was incredible. It wasn't just driving; we had to compete in challenges involving scooping footballs and balancing tires. There is something deeply satisfying about operating heavy machinery with a hangover.
3. Blindfold 4x4
To finish, we did the "Trust Exercise from Hell." Trying to drive a Land Rover blindfolded while your mates shout conflicting directions is exactly as chaotic as it sounds. We hit a few cones, stalled a few times, and haven't laughed that hard in years.
Saturday Night: Tunnels
We got back to the hotel mid-afternoon to recover before the big night out. We started with a pre-booked meal at Revolution (essential fuel), and then things got weird—in a good way.
The night ended at a club called The Tunnels. As the name suggests, it is located literally inside underground tunnels. It was absolutely kicking when we arrived, so having guest list entry sorted by The Stag and Hen Experience was a lifesaver. We skipped the queue, got straight onto the dancefloor, and stayed until the lights came up.
The Verdict
I was genuinely impressed with Aberdeen. It has everything: decent central accommodation, unique activities like the diggers that you can't find elsewhere, and a nightlife scene that surprised me with its variety.
It’s far enough away to feel like a proper adventure, but compact enough that you aren't spending half the weekend in taxis. It was the perfect send-off.
This weekend was organized by The Stag and Hen Experience. If you want to replicate this itinerary (including the Diggers!), check out our Aberdeen stag Packages or call us on 01202 566100.